You all probably heard about him being the most unstable and craziest creature of all time. Now that may be true, believe it or not, he wasn't always like this. In fact, him and Walking Onslaughts are actually fallen gods from their own kingdom musical paradise. how it really happen was Offspring started off as energy. his energy was link off of music. For years, musical artist was struggling to find their creative groove cause every sound or through you can think of was already done. It even went on to have other artist copy off the originators but even that gone sour. So one day, this scientist who goes by the name of Alteron (Al-tr-ron-) Jeffery decided to do research on a new, never before heard of sound for music artist to hopefully spark some creativity. So after doing months and months of research, he finally give up with built up stress and frustrations. But that's when a strange occurrence happen. He heard a strange majestic sound flew in his ear saying "forest where the spirits rest." As he heard those words, He got up, packed his bags and darted right to the forest in Egypt. It took a very long flight to reach his destination, but he finally made it. One of the people warned him about how evil spirits live in that forest and very few people make it out alive. But little do we know about Alteron, power, money, and greed is all he cared about and nothing else. He set a big goal for himself to rule the world forever. As he step forest in the forest, he walked deeper and deeper in the forest and hearing those voices trying to corrupt his mind. Knowing him, he didn't care about it. In fact, not only did he let him in his body, they even mustard some new sound that can hypnotize people to his command. It eventually lend to him wanting more of it's power. He dedicated his entire trip getting all or the musical sounds inside him so he can be the most powerful musician in the world. He even went on to go the the pyramid to discover that majestic sound. Hours of searching for that sound, he finally discovered it in the runes of sounds. Alteron was very close to grasping it until something terribly happen to him. His mind was getting corrupted as his body began to change on him for the worse. As he got closer to the majestic sound, his body starting fading to the darkness, eventually leading his body free all the corrupted spirits to the world, even the majestic sound escaped to the world. All of the spiritual sounds has formed into energy and was spread around the world. Over the years it has been a lot of good and a lot of bad music in the world. But it also have been lots of people trying to capture that majestic sound. But little did they realized, the majestic sound they been searching for has grown instrumentally powerful, it was able to form it's own kingdom from the very talented musicians in the world. Usually the only way they could be picked is once they die, their souls would come to the world of music and live on their creative world forever. Over the years, the kingdom has grown in size and numbers, it even expand in other aspects too. Now they take on artistry, entertainment, dancing, gaming, sports and more. The spirits in the world started questing the existence of their creator. They always wondered where did he come from and what did he look like. They were even getting a little uneasy with the guardian angles about him. But then it was one day everybody went in silence, the same majestic sound they all heard was playing through the sky. They all look up to see their creator, Offspring Mysterious. They all look up in awww, and was in complete utter shock where they didn't even know where to begin. Offspring" your all probably wondering how all of ya'll destine to be here. Well you see, believe it or not, I'm actually an energy from all the music in the world shaped into one. Thanks to this kingdom I build, not only I formed the most majestic kingdom in the world, it even went on to make me a body, a body with all different song genres in one body to form the ultimate creature. Me, Offspring Mysterious. Welcome to Musical Paradise, enjoy your stay." Cheers we're echo across the world with nothing but excitement. But at last, like the saying go, all good things must come to an end, that's when this new group of creatures called Harmon Of Obscurity attacked like the fire nation. BASH BAM BOOM a war was struck as bodies and bodies piled up all over the kingdom. Luck for them, Offspring was strong enough to defeat them all. Of course one simple was wasn't enough for them to give up. As years go by, more and more wars been going on with one worse then the other. Over the years, even Offspring's family was involved. But it was one special day where everything changed. The leader of Harmon Of Obscurity, Alteron wanted to kill offspring so he can still his soul. Both of them went back at it at each other with anger and hatred for each other grew exceptionally high. Alteron got a powerful ki blast at Offspring's family. Offspring, knowing the person that he is risked his body and let the ki blast hit him to save his wife and kids. That ki blast made a direct hit to his heart and was on the verge of dying. Offspring's guardian's saved him in the neck of time before Alteron delivered the final blow. They was trying to save his heart until Alteron grew angry and wreak havoc in his kingdom. Blast after blast, explosion after explosion, Offspring body became so weak it fazed through the floor dropping him off the surface, labeling him as a fallen god. By the time Offspring landed, all you saw hit the ground was his beating heart. Sadly for him, his heart was stranded in a battlefield in a war for control of Equestria's magic. It was till one day this strange creature named Grogar (if ya'll watched season 9, ya'll know who he really goes by) stumbled apon his his heart and already had evil attentions with it. For years, he been trying to have an upper edge on the mane six, bit no matter what he threw at em, they always prevail. But I guess was his lucky day to see a tainted heart with darkness with it. He took it too his lair and mixed it with some potions. But little did he know, the heart he place in his potion is a very very strong heart with unlimited amount of energy. His pot started bubbling profusely and was on the verge of exploding. Grogar was getting nervous of what's gonna happen to him. 4 minutes later, KA-BOOOOOOM, the pot exploded. Everything in his cave was ripped to peaces, shattered glass and rocks was everywhere, grogar vision has gone blurry. When he finally regain his site, he saw something that scared him. He saw this strange figure that looks awfully like a human, strange dark aura was flowing through his body with hatred and dispare. Grogar didn't know what to do with him so he barked at him "AYE, ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE OR WHAT, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME BOW TO YOUR MASTER!" With no hesitation, Offspring obeyed. Grogar calmed down a sigh of relief. Grogar started getting ideas of maybe he can control him and use him to his advantage. Months and months of breaking him in, he was ready to release a devastating attack. Grogar pulled up to Equestria and called all of them out. Before they had a chance to attack, Grogar shouted out "OFFSPRING ATTACK!!!" and that's when Offspring made his grand appearance. Everybody including the mane six was shocked to see what that creature was, they didn't know to attack him or to leave it alone. one of the guards got scared and charged at it with fear in his eyes. When he approached him, Offspring punch his head clean right off with a smile on his face. Offspring response was " Damn, well that was a mind blowing experience. Well least he had his head in the game, whoops did I made a pun?" All of em had a lot of emotions running their body, all of them ran full speed towards him with a head of steam. Hours and hours and hours of going back and forward, bodies were broken, limbs torn apart, blood everywhere, lives were taken for granted, Grogar and the mane six were badly injured and was on the verge of death, Offspring was too but sadly he didn't know about it. Before offspring had the chance to kill them, one of the girls reminded his of his wife from his kingdom, Offspring was having flashbacks of what happened to him, more he remember the more angrier he gets. He got so angry to the point he just completely snapped. He was releasing a mirage of attacks on everybody he saw, he even went on to destroy Equestria. Grogar was enraged with him saying "OFFSPRING WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU SNAP OUT OF IT DAMMIT!" Offspring turn around towards him and realized he didn't need him anymore. Offspring approached him and cleanly sliced his head off. The girls tried and stop him but they were no match. Offspring was starting to lose his mind and his control over his power. It was such a overload to him it came to a point where he exploded. All of them was horrified on what transpired. The Princess realized the only way they have a chance of making sure he never appears again, they had to kill him. But luckily they don't have to worry about doing that anymore. Well.... that's what they all through until they realized offspring can actually reform. In fact, years down the line, they saw somebody else who resemblance him. That person was Alteron Jeffery. After he took over Offspring's kingdom. He made a val to take Offspring's soul and have all of his power. Alteron was soul searching for him for years on end. But then he made a shocking discovery of the location he was in. Instead of him of wanting to kill them, he made a promise with his fingers crossed saying "you know, if we can work together and find where he is, let me take him to my kingdom where we'll keep him hidden in prison forever." At first they was scared of what could happen if they say no, so they struck a deal. Coincidentally, Offspring just appeared out of thin air. He saw them made a deal and he was getting horror flashbacks of who that guy was. Offspring went at him full speed but he faze through his body. He was wondering why wasn't his attacks working until he realized. His master he killed put a curse on him. The curse is, the only way offspring can exist is he need a host. Basically he need to Stinkmeaner somebody. (Again if you haven't watched the boondocks from 1-3, it'l fly over your head. Yes I know it was a season 4 but let's be honest, what's the most memorable thing happened in season 4? Ok getting side tracked here, now where was I again?) Offspring was mad about the curse was put in him, then he also realized his heart was expose. Offspring did the smart thing and that was to disappear. When he dipped off, Offspring started to realize something, his body was fading away into a hollow form. He went to the most colorful to most blank creature in the world. Then he started having scary thoughts running through his mind asking 'Am I.......... dying?" But little did he know, he's already dead. So as the time goes by, earth was getting more and more populated by the minute. At first it went to most populated, then a big explosion happen where the human race was wiped out. But just like science is still wondering, even I the author (I know, I broke kayfabe) doesn't know how the human race came back to life. Offspring's body finally faded away with his heart encoded to the earth's soil. Researchers of the Newest human race decided to do some discovery of their own and see how the humans before them lived (wasn't all that good to be honest) their time. But then one researcher discovered something. He saw a glowing crystal stone in the ground and was wondering what is that? The researchers or what I like to call em, the Lara Croft's took it to the research lab and discover what it was. They've been doing countless of research on what is this stone about. One day they decided to put a replica of it in the museum with brief knowledge of what it was. One of the schools had a field trip to a museum in Newark NJ called NJ Historical Society. I would go on what its about but the name is self-explanatory. Anyway, The school was filled with high energetic 4th graders curious of what they see. But some of em in that group often times get in trouble for three things. One, pulling pranks and being a class clown. Two, being a little too adventurous for their own good. Last but not least three, overly hyper to the point they have to be held down for their will. Yea, that kind of hyper, and that certain batch of kids roll in a group of 4. They go by a name by social outcast cause again, name self-explanatory. The leader of the group suffers with ADHD and often get picked on because of it. Sometimes his disability gets the best of him, leading to be put on meds. He may be hyper but he sure does has a heart full of flurry with a spice of integrity, and that person name is Jason Anderson. Jason and his gang thought it was a good idea to sneak out of the pack and explore on their own. first few hours they thought it was a good idea till something hits them, lunch time. Little did they realize they don't know their way to the cafeteria. 12pm was their scheduled lunch time and now their are worried they could be permanently lost. That was until they say a source of glowing light coming across the room. The four of them made their decision to check it out. But of course, like the saying goes, curiosity kills a cat. The light got brighter and brighter as they take each step closer. All of them was amazed on what they saw. The researchers thought they put the replica in the museum but little do they know, the real deal was there, so whoever lay their hands on it, their minds get corrupted and their bodies have a huge shift in hormones. Jason curious self with no hesitation grab it like a piece a candy and gave it closer look. Jason started to see a strange swift in his body. His body went from an average joe to a tone muscular very fit build. His friends were shocked to see the results. Jason even discovered he has a lot of power. Thanks to Offspring's heart aka his musical soul, Jason was able to poof his friends right to the mess hall. Over the months, Jason been testing his new found power to see what this was all about. One day at school, a group of bullies in school was terrorizing some kids in school, even his friends. Jason didn't take a liking to that and told them to back off. The bullies were being sarcastic with him and edge him on. Jason tried using his powers on them but it didn't work. Jason went from being bold to being scared. So the bullies picked him up and beat him up in the boys bathroom. Left with bruises and blood over his clothes, Jason grew a lot of angry with a lot of hatred behind it. It got to the point where Jason's body transformed to a half version of Offspring Mysterious. With Jason's new awakened power, he chase done those bullies and gave em a beating of a life time. He beat them to the point one of them was on the verge of dying. One of Jason's friend had to intervene before he does further damage. He finally calm down and saw the damage he's done. He was scared and shock of what he did as he dipped off the school facility. He sat there hours and hours wondering how did he let it get the best of him. He even started suffering from horrible flashbacks of what Offspring suffered. It got to the point it made him went bat shit crazy. Sadly, this oddly occurrence kept messing with him for years. It developed to the point where he suffers PTSD and schizophrenia. It even left patterns on his body. He didn't know what it was about. But after each use of him, he leaves deep marks in your body which can be very painful depending how long they are, server loss of energy, and strange flashbacks popping in your head. But what Jason didn't know, those marks is actually a spell. When each mark is aliened, it cast a surge of energy to overheat your body to the point where it explodes, and Jason on his last life. Speaking of which, Jason's life was on the line cause the government been trying to hunt him down for years, cause of his power. It was a point where Jason said fuck it all and use him one last time. Hours of massacre, his body finally give up on him and explode to a million pieces. Sadly when the mane six finally arrived, they realize the damage he's done. But of course Offspring was eventually found, but only to run away. At first he was mad at what happened but later have a new found love for murder. He even went on to the castle to face off the mane six again but keep losing to them. It was to a point Offspring is now on his last legs. Before The princess had the chance to finish him off, a strange hollow like figure poof out of offspring's body and save him. He wanted to know who saved his life but that strange figure was so fast he disappeared in a blink of a eye. From that point on, he turn a new leaf to go find his savior. But that'll be a character to explain. Our second member of Walking Onslaughts, Hollow Offspring Mysterious. Or Hollowspring for short.
Hollow Offspring is the soul of Offspring. Everytime Offspring explodes, his hollow form aka his soul would always appear. Well, it was the case until this special day happened. When Offspring's host exploded, offspring returned to his hollow state. but surprisingly this time Offspring's real body was still in tact, but not his powers. The smart side of him wanted to run off to regain his strength while his stubborn side got the best of him and take em all on. Take down after take down after spell cast, he refused to go down. Even the princess question his sanity. Offspring knew he was gonna die but instead of him raging, he was actually looking dead in the princess face laughing at her. Even went on to taunt to say "you can't kill me, you don't even have the testicular fortitude to do it. In fact I think I'm the only man who even give you this much satisfaction hahahaha!" SLASH the princess slam a spear right threw his heart with tension to kill. Offspring saw his life flashing by knowing this would be his last breath he'll take on this soil. He look around the environment to see what he'll miss before he dies. Before he got to his last knee. he look to his far right to see the most beautiful woman in the world. In a way she looked exactly like his wife from his fallen kingdom. He don't know why, when he locked eyes at her, he felt this warmth feeling in his heart. It's like him dying wasn't bad after all. He shoot her a wink with a big smile when he fall flat down the surface with blissful fall. Offspring's eyes was shutting close with the image of her in his mind. It started triggering a lot of happy memories about his wife and kids. It even activated a special form Offspring didn't know he would feel, happiness. His body started to glow full of light of happiness.His body was glowing so much he was levitating. All of them was in shocked in what's happening. The glory lights from the heavens was shinning bring on what we thought was Offspring's dead body. One of the girls Offspring was eyeing on felt a change in his body from her heart. Offspring was transcending to a hollow state of happiness. Offspring has finally gotten up to see his new form. His form was full of vibrant energy and hope. It's like he just has uncontrollable enjoy. That void full of hatred has vanished. Offspring or should I say Hollow Offspring made the same right turn to see the girl of his dreams. He made 12 steps towards her, but her friends wasn't having it. One of them tried strucking him with a sword but it faze right through him. With disbelief, one of her other friends tried releasing a full blast at him but simply step dodge it with ease and walk right through her body. One of them tried using a rope to hold him in place but nothing happened. One of them even asked "hey.... is he... dead...?" They didn't know what to make of it or what to believe, they all say him died but yet, he's still moving. 45 steps later, he finally made it close to the woman who caught his heart. Both of them haven't said a word, they just gaze to each other eyes as their heart contends. Both of them struggled to get a word out, eventually, H2O cracked under pressure and begin to blush in front of her. She was flattered and blush diligently with him. She looked down to see him holding her hand with grace. Both of them locked eyes until something disturbed his peace. A block of energy his right at his neck and he wasn't happy camper. He turn around and saw who it was. Saw who it was, he charge at him in full speed and BAM slams his head down with brute force. Turns out it was one of Alteron's minions from the war. He was this close to killing him until those flashbacks was hitting his head again. The girls didn't know to either help him or the person he slammed. The woman he felt in love with went over there to help him but only for a breif moment, he vanished. All of them was confused, they didn't know what happened of even make it make sense. One of her friends asked her, "I gotta say, you have a very complicated boyfriend." She shouted "HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!" Blush with the moment they had which was only a minute but felt like eternity. Moments has passed and Offspring's body finally turned back to normal. He started questing himself "What in the absolute blue fuck was that about? Who was she? Shit whoever she was, she did had a fat ass I ain't gonna hold you. GHG WHAT AM I SAYING, SHE'S ONE WITH THE ENEMY no matter HOW hot she is.! Well.. then again, why is it when I think about her, I feel so... so.... happy? I don't know but I'm not gonna let some woman get the best of me. Unless we in bed of course- wait what?" As Offspring being the pervert that he is (HEY I HEARD THAT), he starting thing about "but now I see the only way I could do some damage to them, I'm gonna need to find another host and fast. Welp, time to be on my soul reaper shit again (shout out to bleach. O by the way, you know bleach is making a comeback this year?) Two hours of soul searching, he finally met his match. His new host is on the prankster side. He likes to pull pranks on others and doesn't discriminate who can get it either. A huuuuuge class clown and also a comedian. That new host would be..... Ted Davidson Jr or Ted jr for short. Ted was minding his business as usual when he was walking to his 5th period class. Out of nowhere, he heard a strange voice saying "hey, you wanna see something funny? I tell you what, you let me in your body, and I'll make you 10 times funnier." Ted response "ayyyye yo man pause bruh you gay as hell for that." Offspring " O for pep sake not like that you nimwit. I'm talking about inside you like my DNA inside you." Ted " Listen, I don't know what kind of faggity shit yo on, but you can take that shit with your kind cause I'm not with it." Offspring " Negro please I'm one of a kind. Ain't bout shit else about my kind to be with." Ted "Aye not my problem, that's your problem. Maybe if you go to Atlanta or something, it'll be someone out their for you." Offspring "Ok, not gonna lie, I might just wedge my foot down your throat and force my entire body inside you cause now your just pissing me off." Ted "aaaaa isn't that vore?" Offspring " GOD DAMMIT NO NOT LIKE and I'm not kink shaming neither THAT YOU BASTARD! Let me just.... o fuck it what's the use." THRUMP BAM BOOM Offspring force himself to fit inside his body (PAUSE negro PAUSE at least say no homo man damn), Him and Ted had finally merge together. They went on to cause a lot of mischief. They went from pranking the teachers, to the students, to the principals to even his parents. Everybody was getting enraged with his antics and decided to kick him out of school. It even went on to the point even his own blood mother kicked him out the house even though he was only 16. Ted was nervous of what his future is gonna be since he's declare homeless. To get him off the rut, he entered an open mic in a club called QXT's located in Newark NJ. He went there and saw a big cloud. He even saw how different club was from other ones in the city. He wrote his name on the paper and went on stage to make a killing. Five minutes in, everybody was on the ground laughing at his jokes. It was to the point people was recording him on Instagram. Eventually his time was up but everybody wanted an encore. Sadly he got off the stage with respect and walked to his seat. Everybody was mobing him asking for is social handle. So hours and hours and HOURS of networking, ted had his own weekly special called Crazy Ted Jr. At first Offspring didn't know what he was doing, but as months go by, he adapted to the life of being a comedian and loved it. It got to the point where he can't stop telling jokes. Him and ted was an unstoppable force. Headlining big events, hosting their own venues, staring in movies, even writing a book titled funnier then a 10th grader. But of course what comes with success also come with haters. Course every hater he receives, he likes to troll em to the point they wanna kill him. Course when you push them to that limit you don't take them seriously cause it's the internet, it's filled with internet thugs. Just like how it's filled with bad co- let me not go there before I get censored. Ops did I let that slide? My apologizes where are my manners. Let's stick to the story shall we? Anyway, Ted was having a field day feeding the trolls. But sometimes you shouldn't hand feed a troll or they'll keep coming back for more. Eventually, it went from trolling to straight up threats. The hate threats he was receiving got so bad they went after and killed one of his family members. The trolls went on to video record themselves committing the crime just to edge him on. Ted grew so furious he went on to look for them. Days and days on end, the same trolls who killed one of his family member were toying with him saying you can't find us. So ted had an excellent but also a devious idea. Instead of chasing them, he'll chase after his family and get even with them. He ended up finding where their family lived. One by one, he would go to their house, video record fucked up ways of how he's torturing them with a great big laugh. Sadly he started taking it too far and got psycho happy with Offspring loving every single minute of it. Cops been trying to search him but he has yet to be traced. Not even the FBI could locate him. So one thing led to another. The search party decided to call the big guns and call over the mane six. Without anytime wasted, they went on to find him. Course he wasn't gonna give without a fight and boy was it a good one. What they didn't suspect is for him to have the same ability as Offspring. The princess even said it herself " this feels like deja vu." Offspring as with battling with them had flashbacks to when he lost everything. The pain grew deeper and deeper as he went on and lot his self control. It went bad to the point he made his new host act like the joker. He would say nothing but dark humor and very cruel thing no person should say. It got to the point he mention one of the girls dead relative and she went on to break his neck in half. The host was dead but not Offspring. The guilt of her killing someone was eating her alive while Offspring was going through a mental crisis. As he got out of the second host dead lifeless body. He started laughing uncontrollably was begging to stop. He didn't know what to do. He gotten to crazy to the point his hollow form Hollow Offspring poof out of his body and looked exactly like him. Offspring was shocked of what he saw. He didn't know to trust him or to be scared of what he created. The main six backed off with fear running through their spine. Hell who could blame them? He say his Hollow form losing his self control and was begging for help. He didn't know what to do. As he went on to grab em. Hollow Offspring went on and disappear. Him and the girls connected with one thing. They didn't know what just happened, but to scared to find out. Offspring shake his head and went on after him to see if he can help him. It's been a year since Offspring was thought of. Rumors speculate he went on to hide forever. For a past year, Offspring has been training and finding a way to find H2O but no luck. But one thing will remain about him. Even though he was just using Ted, he sure did miss the times of having laughter with him. He hope to someday find Hollow Offspring and reignite the laughs again. He will find him, but the aftermath will make him go crazy. Just like now he reminds me of somebody else who's crazy. Hmm..... I wonder who he is, but he sure does love carrying a machete.
One year has passed since Offspring's departure. Offspring has spent countless days of no rest looking for Hollow Offspring. But no matter where he went, he was nowhere to be found. Offspring didn't know why it happened to him like this or where did his laughter star from. But he definitely want to relive those moments again. But with everytime he wanna laugh, bad thoughts rule his mind. He even scares himself with how he went from happy to bat shit crazy in a heart beat. He didn't know where that anger came from, but later we start to realize, Offspring has a looooooot of pent up anger, and if he doesn't let it go, it'll cause him to go crazy. One day, He heard NY were having a giant festive and thought maybe Hollowspring was there. Poof, we made it to NY. Time Square was full of venues and venues galore. Offspring was looking around and still nothing. He though to himself "Maybe he doesn't exist and I'm just chasing past I'll never get back. I guess if I wanna be happy again I gotta make my own one. Yea..... I can do that. Now where is the funnel cake stand? (HOLD I!!!! Quick question, do you know any bakeries that sells funnel cakes? If you do what's their location and how do it taste? Man I can't recall the LAST time I had one. mmm mmm MMM are they delicious. Now where was I? O yea!!) Offspring went to the funnel cake stand and brought two of them. Offspring sat down and tear that funnel cake UP! "Damn this some good ass food! Aye I don't know how they made this but somebody cop me a recipe book, I'll learn how to make one." After finishing his first plate, he was gonna eat a second one until he saw a kid drop his plate. He was gonna let him cry, but a little bit of goodness of his heart decided to give him his instead. The kid and family was thankful for what he did, they went on to volunteer him to join them. Offspring was surprised with their gratitude, so he went on to join them. Him and kid went on to play festival games, dance party, face painting, and watch a concert. Him and the kid went on to be the best of friends. Him and the mom went on to exchange numbers (not like that Deviantart and Reddit shippers calm down.) and went on to be very close friends. Over 4 months of being friends. Him and his new friend name Jeremy has discovered Jeremy has a big thing for swords. Everyday after school, him and Jeremy would spar together to perfect their craft in being swordsmen. They even went on to become sword welders. Offspring would be the one to look for materials while Jeremy does the welding. Jeremy even taught him about carving a sword from scratch. Those two have been so close together he made Offspring a very special sword, even went on and made him a machete too. Offspring had some man tears yes I said man tears in his eyes and gave him a very big hug. When Jeremy did that, Offspring give him one of his very special chain from his Musical Kingdom. ( Fun fact: The chains Offing gives people who he trust cold heartedly is called key hearts. Key hearts are a way of him showing you he can trust you and you have a lot of untapped talent in your bone. When you put it on, it tracks your accomplishments and your career for when you have enough credentials to make it to the Musical Hall Of Fame. It also enhances your ability to achieve many things. But most importantly, it also captures your soul for when you pass away from your life. When your physical form pass, the key heart will take your spiritual soul and send you straight to our kingdom. Where you will flourish your talent and your existence will never die. That is if you don't use it for evil.) Jeremy was in shocked for what it was and didn't know what to do with it, Offspring said " Place it to your heart and your body will be at ease when you pass. It's all I can tell you right now but just know no matter what happen to you, your like a brother to me and I love you." When Jeremy heard those words, He started shedding tears and give him a great big hug. For both of them promised each other to get better at what they do and never give up. Years and years of dedication, Jeremy and Offspring went on to be the best swordsmen in the world. Jeremy had an idea where they should go on adventures and utilize their talents to the world, like they see on the big screen. Offspring said "I'll be down but question? Who gonna run the store when we're gone?" Then it hit him. Jeremy put one of his best swordsmen in his program in charge. That's when the both of them went on to take on the world. They went everywhere from Africa, China, Japan, even in Spain. Their next stop was in Equestria. Offspring memories started to hit him when he heard the name. He said to himself "Wished he didn't mention that place, I'll be scared to tell him the truth about me." Both of them went on to the country and put on a show. Everything was going good so far until one of the mane six friends said they found him and this time he has a hostage. All of them including the guards went after their location. When Jeremy went to sugar cube corner to get some snacks, he was talking to the owner who name goes by Pinkie pie was asking him a billion questions (No seriously, she really was asking that many question person 10th of a second) Jeremy finally answered all her questions and then she asked the hard hitting question. She asked " oooooo where did you get that from?" pointing at the chain. Jeremy with no hesitation said "O this, o my brotha from another mother Offspring gave it to me. It's crazy when I was in school, I kept hearing rumors of him battling with the mane six over the years and finally disappear. I don't know if it's a fairy tale or not but I know one thing. If it was true he definitely has a heart full of love. You heard about those stores?" Pinkie pie off all people went speechless when she heard the answer. She went on and said ''aaaa gotta go! here take em, it's free cupcake day!!!" and ran stormed off to the castle. Jeremy with a confused face went on to ask "The hell was that about?" Offspring who was in the hut called him to see Jeremy was ok. They was on the phone chatting it up and Jeremy drop some pipe bombs saying. "Aye nephew (inside joke between the two) the most weirdest thing happened to me. Here I was getting us some cupcakes and then this pink hair lady, she was a baddie by the way if you was gonna ask knowing you lmao, was asking me a million questions until she asked about my chain." Offspring asked "what did you tell her?" Then Jeremy said "I said you give it to me and and told her about the rumors that was made about you. After that she dipped off, you know why she did that?" Offspring with grief in his voice "Ooooooooo youuuuuuuu shouldn't of said that cause it's a very touchy subject they don't wanna talk about." Jeremy " What do you mean?" Offspring "Let's just say, some of the rumors are half way true...." Jeremy " Wait WHAT!?!?!?!?" Offspring "Hurry and come to the hut asap before they take you, and I'll tell you the whole scoop about me." Jeremy " Take me away? Offspring what do you me- UGH AAAAAAA HEY LET ME GO!!" Offspring " JEREMY? JEREMY??? ooooo FUCK" Tucks the phone is his pocket, Offspring barge to door open to see 12 of Princess Celestia's guards on his front yard. He shouted "WHERE IS HE!!!" with so much vulgar in his voice. One of Alteron's head honcho's Harris laughed at him and said " O don't worry, he'll be in Paradise soon." When Offspring heard those words, he was ready to fight. He grabbed his Machete from the one Jeremy made him and charge full speed at him. Sadly Offspring was too slow for him and he dodge out the way and blow up the hut he made. Offspring turned around in dis pare as he saw all their hard work and efforts flushed down the drain. Offspring rage started building up and shouted " YOU LEBRON JAMES HEADLINE HAVING ASS BASTARD!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!) Harris said "HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MY HEADLINE!!! Not my fault my barber fucked my hairline up cause he caught me fucking his wife. I mean esssh I understand I fucked your wife and all but damn, fuck my gf, my sister or my mother but not my hairline. He acted like I got her pregnant or somethi- oooooooooooo you know what........ maybe that's why he challenged me to a drinking contest and got me pissy drunk. Ouch My head hurts from still thinking about that hangover... Hey why your pissed off again?" BOOM!!!!! Offspring charge at him at full speed, but no where to be found. He got mad at himself for letting his one and only friend get captured all because of his pass. One of the guards was taunting him and saying a lot of NSFW things that'll get this website demonetize if I even dare type it out. Offspring with a head full of flurry charged at him and kick his head soo hard his head was clean off his shoulders. When Offspring saw what he done, It fueled his anger even more and started killing the guards executions that's way worse then Manhunt 2. (Very gruesome game by the way. Sadly Rockstar isn't gonna make a third one cause of the controversy the first two caused. Also add the fact how everybody is a pussy nowadays when you even breathe the same air as them it's a problem. But yet when it's something they should be mad at they wanna be all quite. Man what happened after 2016?) Offspring was cover in blood and guts (if one of ya'll make a "my boy was beating them guts up" comment as you read this threw your Samsung S 10 phone, iPhone X, audible or your HP laptop with 152 ram, I'll legitimately will take my size 10 in a half North Face boot, put it on my right foot with no socks on neither so don't get to excited now, place it right threw my screen and kick square up your mouth to the point where it'll go all the way through ooooo here we go, alright bring out the porn rule 34 community I'll beat my meat to it, it'll go right through your ass, it'll look like vore. But no kink shame doe.) with his face full of rage as his eyes turn to deep sea read where you can see the anger in his eyes. Offspring stormed off to ponyville look for Jeremy shouting his name. Offspring was losing his mind and getting more and more angry. He saw one of the girls who the mane six were familiar with and slammed her threw the ground with his hand squeezing her throat. She was grasping for air and said "choke me daddy" (naw I'm playing she didn't say that lmao) she was begging for air asking " why are you doing this to me *cough cough*" He said "O I don't know, maybe if one of your friends doesn't take something that doesn't belongs to them, this wouldn't of happened now would it?" POOF one of the mane six appeared and said "Well maybe if you didn't take someones life, this wouldn't had happen either." Both of them had a stare down. Offspring went on to ask where is his friend but she wasn't budging. So both of them had a very intense battle where buildings were destroyed and blood was drown. She went to lay a blow on him until Offspring punched a hole through her gut and bring her body close to his body like a yoyo. He gave her a threat saying "Now I have your attention, you got 3 seconds until you tell me his location is or else I'll spend your body around a towel like we're in the playoffs and the home team is winning until I get tired, and I barely get tired." She gave him everything he asked and said" See now was that so hard" He tossed her body to a broken down building and said "O one more thing, that's not the only hole that was gonna get penetrated if you didn't tell me where he was, and I'm not talking about just your butt either." Zoom, he went on and stormed off to the castle. Jeremy in the other hand, was held down to hiss will getting asked questions about Offspring. He refuses to answer them and said "I'll rather die by his hands then tell you anything about him." Jeremy started shouting Offspring's name 5 times. Lucky for him, Offspring head him, he started to calm down a little as he take on waves and waves of enemies. He bust through the door and saw his friend apprehended. He gave all of them one fair warning to let him go before he put a foot up in everybody's ass. Of course they didn't take it to kindly and proceed to take him on. All of them was trying hard to stop him but it seems like Offspring's training with Jeremy was paying off. In fact, he was starting to feel confident and toss Jeremy's sword at him to break him free. It worked as it bounced off the wall as while Offspring lunch himself over there to grab his sword, Jeremy ran at full speed at Princess Celestia, as Offspring toss his sword at her while Jeremy jumped in the air, grabbed it and slice a deep cut in her stomach. Both of them celebrated when their tag team move worked. Jeremy was close to killing her off until Harris stepped in. Offspring looked at Jeremy and told him " back away from him he's dangerous" Jeremy said "don't worry I got him. Go seek that bastard who stole your kingdom!" Offspring's head played another flashback about his kingdom and was wondering how did he know about it. But he trusted him and went after Alteron. Offspring went around the castle taking guards out left and right till he finally saw him. Both of them had a stare down and engaged in a very intense battle. Offspring almost had the upper hand until he felt a blast hitting his back. Kneel down, Offspring got weaken by a spell Twilight cast. Alteron was on the verge of killing him until his good friend Jeremy sacrificed his life and had a hand full of energy pierce right through his heart. His body fall back as he see his days are finally over. Him and offspring had a deep conversation and Jeremy told him " use my body to save yourself, I don't want you to disappear forever when I enter your kingdom. Don't worry, I know what you did in your past and it's fine, sometimes even the worse people in the world can change. it's all about giving people a second chance to redeem themselves. That's why I stick by your side till death do us a part cause I can feel the hurt in your heart. You might not see it now but..... *cough cough cough* your not some mindless killer in the world, your an energy that everybody needs when they facing hard times, your energy shines above them like a big brother from above....... Before I die, tell Hollow Offspring and the rest of the crew I said hi. hahaha......." As he saw his friend give out his final breath, Offspring had tears going down his eyes knowing that was the only person in the world who cared about him. Alteron left and summon Harris to finish the job. He grabbed Jeremy's sword and was about to slice Offspring's head off. But before he had the chance, Offspring stopped him with one hand. Offspring look up to Harris eyes and he was shaking. Offspring eyes went to colorful to blood thirsty in a heart bear. Offspring's rage gotten to him. He rip the sword out of Harris hands and beat stopped his head down to the point his body was nonexistent. One of the mane six tried stopping him, but it only pissed him off. He swing a left hand punch to her face so hard it fractured her skull. Offspring went berserk to the point here his body was covered in full blood. It was so much his formed has changed to Onslaught Mysterious. He started to get obsess with killing to the point he would even target kids. Mane six was tryna find a way to stop him for months but he was just too strong. It got to the point where he almost ripped one of their wings completely off. Onslaught has build his life around of taking over for Jeremy as a swordsmen. He went to carving swords to carving the brains and guts out of people. It was very disgusting to look at but the final results do look beautiful, in a fucked up certain way. He would spend his days of going downtown, kidnap one of his victims, chop their head off and add it to his collection. Celestia was so horrified at the fact he might never recover from this state of mind. He grew too accustom to his new life style. Eventually one day, he gotten bored and ran off to face off the main six again. Instead of facing off, he bumped into the same girl who reminded him of his wife. He was gonna kill her but he had a heart to do it. With her being stock in fear, Onslaught was walking towards her as her friends tried their best to murder him. They struck him with knives, spears, swords and hammer bats. it looked like nothing fazed him until a spear was struck through his heart. His eyes started blinking close as he tried hard to stay alive. He was getting closer and closer to the one he loved until Hollow Offspring appeared in his mind. He was asking him questions that was making him tear up. But it was working. It was actually calming him down. Hollowspring was making happy laugh to the point he forgot he was dying. He let out his last laugh as hollowspring said "hey, it's ok to die, it just means we get to start life over. Join me, you'll be at peace forever." Offspring finally collapsed in front of his crush. She got closer to him and place her hand on him. She felt the pain he went through and shed a tear. Offspring body finally rested until her tear landed on his wound. His body started forging into two different people. His body started glowing as he saw his body was birthing another one of his creations. Thanks to her tears. Offspring's pent up anger formed into his own person. Now Onslaught Mysterious was formed. Onslaught and Offspring had a stare down, before Onslaught dipped, he said "Tell Jeremy I said what sup, if you want a refresher of why you was here, go to the crystal empire, it's someone like you waiting for you there." Onslaught leaves the chat. Offspring was shocked on what he heard. He had enough energy to take on the girls, but he decided the smart thing was to do was to listen to Onslaught and lay low for a while. The mane six was left speechless of what's going on. One of them asked " You know, we been tryna kill him for a long time but we don't even know where he came from. How does he know about the crystal empire?" They don't have an answer, but something tells them they better head there before Offspring beats them. Offspring was hanging by a cliff wondering what's happening to him. He doesn't know where they dip off too or if Hollow Offspring was even there or was he imagining it. He couldn't figure it out but he know where he had to go next, to the Crystal Empire!!!! Maybe this time we'll finally see our shining light.
Offspring approaches the crystal empire and see a lot of majestic things in the kingdom. He didn't know what to think of it. Offspring from the outside in and asked "Now wait a minute, how is it sunny in here while it's bout cold as dong sins outside? In fact, How is it even snowy? Man I feel so bad for someone on LSD. burrrrrrr speaking of LSD let me scoot my black ass out this cold before I really get blue balls. Here I thought starting at Celestia's titts was enough." As Offspring being the pervert that he is (you know I can see what your typing right?) made an grand appearance inside the crystal dome. He felt extreme amount of warmth in his body. He feel at ease that he's here. He even see his body changed to a crystal form too. "OOOOOOO SHIT AYOO, I'm really am glowing up! Huh, I guess you can say that I had a glow up AYYEEEEEE who's with me? aaa aaa? come on ya'll know it's funny! No? Well fuck ya'll too then hmm!!!" Leave it to offspring to make the corniest jokes of them all (like your the one to talk) least I'm actually funny. (Alright nephew now you starting to piss me off) OKEEEEEE back to the story. MAn I gotta stop doing that.... Offspring has went on and wonder around the city. He looks around and see a lot of crystal humans. He even see the same glow as him too. Then Offspring asked " Hmm, so how come some of them are glowing but some are not? O well, better me then them." Offspring has fallen in love with the kingdom already and wish he can live here forever. That was short lived until something caught his glare. He looked up to the sky and haven't to see the ruler of the crystal kingdom. He saw this majestic beautiful woman soaring threw the sky. His first instincts was to follow her but then he realized it was smart to leave her alone. Offspring went on and see what else the city has to offer. He saw art shows being hosted, open mics (Spawns favorite thing to do) party clubs, medieval times festivals and so much more. He decided to invest him time with the festival and see what they offer for his amusement. Here he was at a corn dog stand with his knight hat on and cotton candy. (mmmmmm delicious) He went on and to check out the history museum, and discovered something he wish he didn't. Here they was giving them a tour around the place until he saw a certain key fragment that looks awfully like his chain. It was the same chain he had on that conceals all of his forms, even his guardian angels. But Offspring didn't know about it yet. He asked the tour guy questions about it but they shy'd away of answering that question. Then Offspring said " Wait a minute now, why does it look like the same chain a guardian angel would have on? Also, if my memory serves me right, wasn't it only a certain creature can summon his guardian angles out with his life form energy?" That's when the tour guy got scared and think to his head "how the hell does he know about that I thought nobody knew about it?" That's when the tour guy was like "Aye you know what, tour over!!!" Kicks everybody out and left them confused. Offspring was scratching his head wondering what the hell was that about. He was gonna sneak back inside but realized, he needs a break for causing to much mischief. He went on to lay low at a cottage with nobody inside. Three hours later, he started picking up voices talking about the one tourist knowing a little too much about the chain. He peaked his head outside and saw the main six along side with the ruler of the kingdom. Offspring grew angry and said "wow..... just like a opp. Maybe it's because I'm black, not the only time we get racially profiled. Let see how they'll try to kill the black man this time........" As he went on to ease drop, he heard him say "yea it's really strange cause nobody even know what that chain does but only he does. Hey... you don't think he works for Sombra do you?" She replied "No he can't be, Sombra been dead for some time, there's noway he would have a son. Or a woman for some odd reason want to start a family with him. Oooof that gave me chills." Offspring whispered " I don't know who that fuck boy is but I'm tryna start a family with her know what szzzayin??? How you doinnnng?" She look to her right and see a strange head staring at the window. Offspring realized his error and said "Fuck me why do I always get in these situations? Ok, gotta find a way out without causing a scene. O I know, the back door!" What sound like a good idea ended up turning to a pipe dream and see non of the houses has a backdoor. "Man kind of city where all their houses doesn't have a backdoor?!?! O wait, nevermind...." So Offspring's next best option was the window. Sadly when he clime out, they was waiting for him. One of them shouted "O YOU again, aren't you tired of losing by now" Offspring " Aye only thing I lose was my nevermind, Imma be quite before the FCC shut us down." Who's the FCC?" "Thats my friend, is a whole can of worms right there." As Offspring made his last words, he looked and saw the ruler in charged and said " Aye question, can your boyfriend fight or you just single? Her response "No but my husband is the caption of the royal guards, did that help?" Offspring " No.... no it didn't. Well I mean shit, not like you see him a lot, let me take his place and I'll treat you right." her reply "Ooooooo I don't know, you gotta take that up with my sister in law and my daughter flurry heart." Offspring " A DAUGHTER!!! DAMN nephew you wasted no time. Well alright shit bump you then what your step sister looking like?" Twilight stepped in and said "Me you pervert" Offspring " YOU of all people? O HELL NAW see now this that bullshit I be talking about. You know what fuck it, you probably loose anyway." With a lot of anger in her head. Princess Cadence Punched him in the face so hard he was sent flying to the castle's main entrance. "OUCH...... gotta say, she may be losse but her punches are tight as hell. To bad her walls is all worn out. Man I really gotta stop saying these kind of shit. No wonder I'm still a virgin." Offspring got up and see the whole gang ganged up on him like a sworn of killer hornets. (funny how I say that and look what was announced in the first two days of May....) He was more then edger to take em all on. He handle the main six pretty well but didn't counter the fact Princess Cadence is 10 times his strength. Whatever he dished at her wasn't fazing her at all. He even tried his special attacks but nothing happened. Not even a scratch. He was on his one knee huffing and puffing getting frustrated with himself until he look up and saw something around her neck. She had the same chain Offspring was talking about. "No wonder this bitch is strong as hell. She's wearing my chain like a chain snatcher. Damn Chris no wonder everybody hate you. Ironic how the tourist name is Chris now isn't that something?" Offspring had an idea he wasn't gonna be proud of. Instead of violence, he had a different tactic. He pulled a Pinkie pie and poof a mic out of nowhere and starting singing a falsetta . Believe it or not, he actually sound good. Even Rarity was impressed. At first he felt awkward doing it until he started to feel something in his soul glow. He was singing so powerful everybody in the city couldn't help but watch. Princess Cadence didn't know to either strike him or let him sing. Offspring's singing has started to get better and better as he kept going. It gotten to a point where he finally stopped and started giving out some powerful poetry. He said " As I step foot on this new playground, I feel like a new kid on the block with all eyes watching me like the big brother in the sky. But yet my presence is felt so high you believe you can fly. But Imma let you do a glide when my wings already tide. The synergy between us is so crazy is like I can fall right back but you'll be my support to keep me walking straight." The crowd starting going oooooooooooo. " Sometimes I feel like everywhere I go I make more enemies then friends cause of my skin color, but I trust you not to kill me cause you view me as a human. Now that's really being colorblind. I fix my attitude so I can change the altitude, for when you need to breathe, I'll make sure you're not suffocating while I'm fighting for my last breath." Offspring's powerful words were causing a big crowd to cheer him on. Not only that, they was feeding him energy to the point where his body started changing colors. "See everyday I gotta show my testimony when they always testing my gangsta. But before I go let me ask you this important question, are you really testing my gangster or is this a water down version of a peru teaching you how to really be a american gangster when I all really did was show you the blueprint to how to be a OG?" With those powerful words. Offspring body levitated up like a angel sent from the heavens. His body starting forming to something very colorful. The chain on Princess Cadence's neck poof off and teleported right on to Offspring's neck. His body made a big flash to the point it almost made everybody blind. Once the light finally stop shining. His form was complete. Offspring went from vibrant pink to a very colorful lighted creature. His aura was a color of what represents the Crystal Empire. Offspring's mind went from a raging bull to a very peaceful calm mind. He said to himself " I see now, all of my forms or representation of my emotions. Hollow Offspring, laughter and a prankster. Onslaught, anger and pent up rage inside me, and now, Spawn, fragrances of energy and light. I don't know why but, now I feel........ calm." Everybody there was in aww of what happen. But they was very couscous of Offspring's nature. One of the little kids walked towards him and asked him a question "hey mister, are you a fallen god that is just misunderstood?" That question hit Offspring hard. Those exact words made him tear up. He wrap his left arm around the kids neck and bring him closer to give him a very emotional hug. Everybody stared and see Spawn means no harm. Rest of the main six felt at ease. One of them asked "Hey, is what that kid said was true?" She didn't know how to answer that question but, it might of sparked in interest of getting a better understanding of him. But all of that was short lived when Spawn saw Alteron toss a knife at the kids head when no one was looking. Luckily he caught it, but it didn't look like it to the public eyes. One of them shouted " HE GOT A KNIFE OMG HE GONNA KILL HIM" Spawn looked up and said "What no you got it all wrong, Alteron was the one who tossed a knife at me and he's right there." Points at the direction it was tossed, but he was nowhere to be found. It made him curious how did he pulled that trick off. Princess Cadence saved the kid while the mane six jump him. Spawn was using his new power to match there's but sadly he was too raw in his new form, They went on to over power him again and it made Spawn pissed. Some of his light form started turning dark in a instinct. It went from a back and fourth battle to complete chaos. Houses torn down, buildings were destroyed, even civilians gotten hurt. Spawn bright nature turn to complete darkness with years of anger inside him. Spawn went on and square off with rainbow dash for the battle of the light. RD had the upper hand was gonna finish him off with the sonic rainboom. She charge down as fast as she can to end him but spawn did the ultimate counter. When she reached her peak of her sonic rainboom, Spawn got up, did a falling kick on top of her head when her sonic rainboom connected, causing it to be the biggest boom in history. The counter was so powerful it was like a nuke was set off. The smoke finally fade away to see RD completely knocked out. Spawn was laid out with his only good leg. Fluttershy went on to check and see was she ok. Spawn got up and started limping to the castle. It was a struggle for him to walk completely straight without stumbling. Eventually, he went to the castle and face off with Cadence, but only to be match with her husband, shinning armor. He looked at him and said "Hey, ain't you the pervert who wanted to bang my wife?" Spawn response " I was until I realize she lot her prestige of being a MILF" Shinning Armor "What in sweet Celestia is a MILF?" Spawn "You'll get it when your older." Shinning armor "Dude I'm practically older then you, I'm only damn near 100 years old." Spawn " Damn and here I thought black don't crack, you look good for your age but try living for 4.5 thousand years." Shinning Armor " Wow, how are you still a kid if your that old, shouldn't you be grown up by now?" Spawn, "Well combine the fact I had to use a couple people's body to exist and a creature formed of energy, it's pretty hard to age." Shinning armor "aaaaaaa make sense." Both of them said their peace and finally duke it out like men. Back and fourth they go, with Spawn's badly wounded body, he was actually able to keep up. But sadly it was beginning to creep up on him. His energy was getting lower as the battle went on. Shinning saw what's going on and decided to call the gang to finish it off. Spawn give out his last big mirage until his body failed him. Spawn fell face first on the surface. One of the guards hold up Spawn's lifeless body in a position to get deheaded. He was this close to swinging his sword until something amazing happened. The source of energy Offspring left out was so thick it made Spawn his very own body, along side with Adollaspring. Everybody was confused of what was happening. Adollaspring went on to do an energy link with all of Offspring's passed forms. Hollow Offspring and Onslaught has poof into action. Even Offspring got his full strength back. All 5 of them fused together to form the ultimate form, and that is..... Walking Onslaught. Their synergy was the most unstable and powerful life form you can ever think of. Everybody in that castle duke it out with Walking Onslaught but all of them as left beaten down badly, suffering a near death experience. Only people that was left standing was WO and Fluttershy. Wo went from muder instinct to a very calm and loving state in a heart beat. Wo form finally broke free to all 5 of them are their own people. Her and Offspring was staring each other like to lost puppies (one of my gfs calls me that and I don't know why lol. No she's not my actual girlfriend she's like a sister to me calm down shippers.) Adollaspring went on to form a energy link check with both of them and see something shocking. He was gonna spill the beans until Alteron driven em away. Now all 5 of them are in their own real estate. Offspring had a lot of questions of what they are and how was they made. Luckily for him. Adollaspring got all the answers. BUT that's not gonna be answer until we get info about Adollaspring's role. See ya'll on the final essay ya'll. PEACE!!!!
Adollaspring Mysterious, a manifested energy when Spawn was reborn. Offspring and the gang or now hiding in abandoned house in New Community. (Newark New Community residents where ya'll at?) Offspring was pacing around the house while the rest was getting to know each other. He was so confused on what transpired, he decided to interview them one on one. He announced "Alright my offsprings, eww I felt weird just saying that, I'm not gonna lie to ya'll. these pass troubling 8 or 10 years whatever the fuck year we're in now has taken a mental toll on me. It seems like all of ya'll is based off my emotions. Accept the Red hooded guy, he's built different." Onslaught " Who me?" Offspring "No not you the person behind you." Onslaught " you mean the wall?" Offspring "Alright smartass, very funny- but no! On a serious note, I have no ideas who ya'll names are or how ya'll was made, so I have a way of figuring it out, I'm gonna interview ya'll one on one and ya'll gonna tell me about ya'll selves. So who wanna go first"? All of them " ME ME ME PICK ME" Offspring " Alright ya'll one at a time one at it time. I'm gonna choose the person I gave birth to first, no homo though, you over there, Offspring jr." Spawn "Offspring jr????" Offspring " Not you man the white one." Hollow Offspring " White one? But I'm black, you know its racist to assume somebody race right?" Offspring " what........ MOFO you not even human how the hell that's racist?" H2O " Just because I'm not a human doesn't mean I'm not a creature of color. Offspring...." Spawn "I mean... he does have a point, technically speaking, you is black cause of your skin, not what you wear." Onslaught "If anything, I could be Biracial." Adollaspring " Who are you Logic?" Onslaught " Hey man had to do it lmao." Offspring " Alright alright alright I get it. Essh, and here I thought humans were bad with racial profiling, and I'm not just talking about white people neither. Ok enough racial talk, you aaaaa....... what should I call you?" H2O "Hollow Offspring Mysterious, or Hollowspring for short." Offspring "Better calling you Xavier." Onslaught "Why Xavier?" Offspring "I don't know, but he dresses like one." Adollaspring "How you dress like a name though?" Offspring "Aye don't ask me, I go by appearance. But anyway, Hollow Offspring, explain yourself to the class." Hollow Offspring "My pleasure." Spawn "What the hell, you work at chick fil a now? lmao" Hollow Offspring "Aye man listen, you don't know how good that chicken is? Shit so good it makes you wanna run around this block back and fourth ass naked." Offspring "hahahahaha I can tell your the funny one." Hollow Offspring "I am your happy/deceased form of you after all lmao. But anyway, now to get to the nitty gritty. My name is Hollow Offspring, again Hollowspring for short." Onslaught "How bout H2O for a nickname?" Hollow Offspring, "Aye that's actually a good one, you must be the creative one." Onslaught "Naw just the crazy one, but I am a creative killer!" Hollow Offspring "From the stories I head about you, I can tell. Now you probably wondering how I was created, well you see. I'm actually Offspring's soul. (Fun fact: Hollow Offspring is actually the original offspring, reason why he's not like the Offspring we know now is because when he died, he lost all his memories of what happened. So thanks to the energy he was able to manifest, he made a new body that's better then the original one.) You see, I was Offspring's musical soul when we was in his kingdom musical paradise. It was until this faggot looking ass dude called Alteron corrupted his kingdom. Offspring was struck in the heart, causing his body to weaken. His body was losing its powers, causing him to be a fallen god. When he hit the ground, all you saw was his heart. While that may be true, when Offspring was being remade by some weird looking as dude name Tirek, I was able to get inside his body, no homo. But sadly, I was being corrupted myself. Offspring went to war with everybody and he didn't give a damn who. It was until he met the mane six and battle them, he was winning until I shed some memories in his heart. he stared to snap out of it and killed his own master. He was overflowing with power his body exploded. That's when I swoop in and save him. His body radiation was still roaming around so I used my powers to reform his body to his normal state. The whiteness you see on me is his corrupted body. Originally, his body was like Spawns, but his natural powers was drained to this. Guess you can say I'm colorless hehehe. Fast forward to when his body exploded again. I went on to save him and give him a part of my memories so he can be sane. While my hollow ass was roaming around and spreading laughter to the world, it's a reason why you see a lot of people in a good mood. Should of saw how depressed everybody was in 2020 and to be honest, if you read the history book of it, who could blame em. So yep that's all you need to know about me." Offspring "Wow..... I... I didn't know you saved me.... So that's why I feel warmth in my body?" H2O "That's right!!!" Adollaspring " Damn man, this is crazy, we really do have two Offsprings." Spawn " That just means H2O is more important then we thought." Onslaught " Worrrrrd, what's even more crazy is, ironic how I say the word crazy but look at me...... I was filled with so much rage till he saved me, even when I passed he said (Hey man, it's ok to die, it just means we get to spread our energy to the world. :) We can always start over a new life and see how our passed life achieved so much in the past and out do ours with a new one.) When he said those words, I live by what he said to this day." Spawn "and here I was thinking I was the politic one ;)" H2O " Naw man I got it from you silly lol." Offspring " Shit man, here I thought you was just a funny one. Damn, Just for that now we gotta hear pink hoodie poison introduction." Onslaught "Pink hoodie poison?" Offspring "Sorry about that, watched too much Mod psycho lmao, but now is your turn." Onslaught "Lmao alright sure now where do i begin? O yea, my name! My name is Onslaught Mysterious, I'm the crazy one of the bunch as you can tell. The rose on my sweater is a sign of me being at peace. Also made out of my victims blood. Nasty I know. I represent years of rage and pent up anger in Offspring's heart. Everytime he think about what happen to his kingdom, it eats him alive knowing his wife and kids might be stuck with Alteron. It was moments where he almost snapped, thankfully Hollowspring goofyness stopped that from happening. Sadly when his one and only good friend named Jeremy died in the hands of them, his anger turn him into me. He went on a onslaught (pun intended). Of course all that anger didn't disappear in one day, He went months of going on a rampage. Destroying buildings, genocide in villages, even went on to the point of torturing people for sport. Eventually, Hollowspring saved the day. He calmed him down and he went back to his true self. Now of course all that bottled up rage goes away in thin air. In fact, It was so thick-" Hollow Offspring " how thick we talking *eye stare emoji* ?" Onslaught "Thicker then your brainless skull." *All of them laugh* "Hollow Offspring " eesh Onslaught, little harsh don't you think?" Onslaught "Well my humor is dark and dry soooo......" Hollow Offspring "Like your pussy?" Adollaspring " O SHIT *dies laughing*" Offspring and Spawn "DAYYYYYYYYYYUM!!!!!!! *falls back and laugh*" Onslaught "Well damn Hollow you ain't had to do me like that." Hollow Offspring " Like last night?" Spawn "AYOOO" Offspring "Damn Hollow, I'm scared of you in a rap battle" Onslaught "Alright bruh see now I gotta put my foot up your ass for that *laughs*" H2O "you know me lmao" Onslaught " I do now lmao, alright alright alright serious face. The rage was so thick *stare down H2O* and it was more thick then Twilight's ass." Offspring "Ayo hold up how you know she thick doe." Onslaught "O don't act like you don't be peeping, like you didn't see her in her panties when you was invading her room for money. To bad she only had $40, no wait, that's her panty size whoops" Offspring "Noooooo.......... I never did that at all...... wait a minute, how you know her panty size nephew?" *Everybody stare him down* Onslaught "UMMMMM the ass was so thick THE ANGER not the ass o lord jesus the anger was so thick, it morphed into me." Spawn "So that explains you sniffing a random girls panties when nobody around." Onslaught "You have 000.52.4 seconds to say your playing or you gonna despawn in a minute." Spawn "Damn man it's just a joke sheesh, you act like I said you have a secret crush for her or something." Onslaught "So you wanna keep talking or you wanna keep your kneecaps?" Spawn " Yeaaaaaaa shut the fuck up now." Onslaught " yes, yes you should. Now before I get rudely interrupted again, can I continue on? Ok good. As My body reform to my own body, I became the energy of anger, I would hunt down villages, take some people with me and kill em off, chop their heads off and add them to my collection, or when I'm feeling artsy, I carve their brains out to do some articulate things with him. No Hollow Offspring, not for a fleshlight...... I don't use their bodies as a sex toy either you nasty. I'm crazy, but not that crazy. It be times when every Halloween, I always trick the trick or treaters to my shed and KILL EM ALL HAHAHAHAHA a...... no...... ok....... It was one day when I felt my heart glowing and trying to connect with someone, and that's when H2O appeared. We both link together and saved Offspring and here I am now. Offspring's source of anger and his crazy side." Offspring "God damn dude was I that angry? "Onslaught "That my friend, is not even the word for how pissed off you were." Adollaspring "But how did you change from being angry all the time to be at ease?" Onslaught "That's easy, H2O help me out to see the world differently. Now I went from killing people senselessly to killing people who's evil. Racist which makes my blood boil. Before you ask, I never kill any black people cause I'm basically killing myself. If you rob or kill your own race, you basically killing your family." Spawn "Now that's poetry." Offspring "Indeed." Onslaught "Thank you, I also kill pedophiles, rapist, murderers, corrupted cops and it's a shit ton of em by the way, and people like me cause one Onslaught in this world is enough, imagine having more?" Hollow Offspring "I don't wanna think about it." Onslaught "Eeeeeeexactly!" Offspring "Shit good thing you killing them then me cause have it my way, I'll just kill anyone with no hesitation, but not my black brothers and sisters of course. Now it's time foorrrrrrrrrrr ummmmmm hummna hummna hummnaaaaaa YOU with the colorful white sweater! Time for you to let your nuts hang, drag, marinate and let it sizzle." Spawn "Huh??" H2O "Wait what hahahaha" Offspring "just tell us about yourself *Facepalm*" Spawn "Lmao alright, idk what the hell mcgoofball said but My name is Spawn, Spawn Mysterious. I am Offspring's guardian angel. I'm the angel of light, darkness and energy, I'm even a reflection of crystal gems. When Offspring's energy was surfacing through the world, his energy was so vibrant, it made life around us so peaceful, no matter what's thrown at us, he's our light to the dark tunnel. It was when everyone was just discovering this new source of sound in the music business, as everyone use his energy to make some out of this world melodies, his energy would get brighter. It got so bright to the point where it was brighter then the sun. The whole wide world could see it, even the crystal empire which where I was born. You see, I'm actually one of the creators of Offspring's musical paradise." Onslaught " AYOOOoooooo what the fuck son, that's crazy!!!" Hollow Offspring "Dude, please tell us more cause now I'm curious!" Spawn "Alright alright I got ya'll. How I was born was Offspring's energy rays was flashing through the crystal empire. When the mane six took out Sombra Mufasa looking ass, and yes he really did look like him lol, a strang looking black and purple crystal dropped to the grown. Thanks to your light, your energy made the crystal pure, it went on to float to the sky and made a very beautiful kingdom. Once that gem used all of its powers to create it, it went on to make me, Spawn Mysterious, Now to move on, I'm the same angel that came to look for Offspring. I couldn't find him at the time because of you know who corrupted his heart and I lost track of him. Thankfully when H2O made Offspring sane again, his restful energy came back and made me reappear again. Again, shoutout to H2O for being the real one to save Offspring's sanity." Onslaught "and for showing me more to life and for me to have my own body." Adollaspring "and for creating enough energy for me to have all of ya'll form a energy link together. I'll tell yall about that after spawn." H2O "aaaaa guys stop it, ya'll making me blush." Onslaught "Like when you saw how big I was last night?" Offspring "AYOOOOO *dies laughing*." H2O "Haha very funny....." Spawn "I ain't gonna hold you, that was a good comeback lmao. I was able to lead him to the crystal empire where he can restore his crystal energy and some of his musical soul back. Also the key heart Offspring saw is in fact, a way for ya'll to enter the kingdom, I left it there so he knows his roots in case he forgotten. Course one of the people's there had to rat him out and had the dogs on em. By the way Offspring, I ain't gonna hold you, she lowkey was bad as fuck lmao." Offspring "aaahuuuh, all I needed to know!" Spawn "Both of them went back and fourth but sadly he was no match for her when she has his chain on. I don't know what sparked him to sing, but I guess when his chain sent him some energy without him knowing must of gave him an idea. With his never dying fire, I was summon. All was good till Mcbitch ass mother fucka Alteron fucked it up, little faggot....... Ops sorry, still mad he destroy my work. His emotional of betrayal turn his body to darkness to represent anger. That was until his lady crush who name I shawl not name made his heart pure again. Then me and Adollaspring poofed to action. Now Adollaspring one he gonna have to tell you, somehow with him around, he made us form to an ultimate form called Walking Onslaught. Again he'll explain it to you. So now here we are, form as one." Offspring "Man, more I hear these stories, more I feel happy knowing I made ya'll. Imma get right to the paint and call out adoollaspring? I said it right, right?" Adollaspring "lol yes, yes you did. Don't wear it out like Onslaught's panties." Onslaught "Alright now I see ya'll wanna clown me cause I'm whole circus. Wait till he finish making this story and Imma hop on ya'll ass pause, and tear ya'll a new one." Offspring "Who's he?" Onslaught "the author who's making this." Offspring "oooooooooo make sense. Hey he knows this gonna be a long as story to read right?" H2O "You say that but look how long the content he be making." Offspring "Tushay." Adollaspring "Alright here we go. My name is Adollaspring Mysterious. Now, I may not have any prestige of being the soul purpose of how his kingdom was made but, I am why all of ya'll were created. You see, I'm actually ya'll energy. I'm the energy you manifest in, I'm even ya'll aura. The constant heart beating ya'll feel when ya'll together is called an energy link. What a energy link is when two people shares a deep connection with each other gives the ability to share each other's energy. Offspring was the first ever creature/person to create one. When H2O made Offspring a new body, he lend all of his energy and knowledge to each other. So whatever he see, H2O can see too. Don't worry, you can block it off when ya'll doing ya'll business. But little do H2O knows, he left a big layer of energy left when he created his new body. I was able to travel to monks where their soul purpose is to study people energy. One of them had the ability to read me and formed my body. Which by the way they did a good job. For years, I was able to practice my craft and hollow around Offspring's adventures. Thanks to their teaching, I can read people's energy, aura, energy link, and transcend my energy to somebody in need. When Spawn was reborn, I was able to teleport to where they was located.It was a hassle but it worked. Annnnd thanks to Offsping's future wifey, he made us appeared. I was able to link all our energy to one creating Walking Onslaught. Course you gonna ask what the hell is a Walking Onslaught? Walking Onslaught is a form where all of our energy from everybody is formed to one person. It can even go on to create his own soldiers. Humans can be one two with our powers but they have to share a very deep bond with us and if they can be trusted. Mind you, this us the most hardest thing to control, No human's body is able to handle this much energy, too much could cause them to explode. The monks taught me a way for us to control the input of energy then can have. Thank the lord cause I ain't gonna tell you how many people I killed with my energy links. Our energy is intense and very unstable. Someone can even suffer PTSD from it cause he'll see our trouble past. When a human have our energy and use it, he has to sacrifice a part of his blood so his body won't over heat. The marks on their bodies is where their blood was sacrificed. Sadly even we suffer from withdraw depending of the amount of power he uses. It made be a O ok so he can have this power forever ordeal but that's where the line is drawn. Thanks to Tirek's reckless nature of fucking up Offspring's heart, he even made a way for just in case that person gets crazy this energy, they explode cause of the curse he put on us in case we kill him off. Now we also have to worry about either our host or us in general getting killed off cause of we all know the name by now and the girls. Reason why is because turns out, Alteron is so powerful to the point where he took all of Equestria's magic. It's a reason why you see some of their country deteriorate. Only way they can get it all back is they capture offspring and give him to his bitch ass. Which may be a fare deal but knowing him, It's gonna backfire real quick. He'll use Offspring's power to the point where he's a god, once he reaches that level, bye bye world as we know. So Offspring, since your the leader, it's good to know we're about to be in a ongoing war unless we found a chosen host who can break the curse and stop them. It's gonna be hardships but knowing you, you'll pull through. That's how I was created and a soul reason why all of us is here." Onslaught "Wow, so this whole time they been after us so they can save their kingdom? Well shit, if they think they can take us on we can kick their asses easily." Spawn "That's true, but only was we can do that is if we find a host for our energy to have an effect on them." H2O "But how would we know if a host we choose can break the curse?" Adollaspring "Good question." Offspring "You know what I say, I say hey, they want a war they got it. Now I may not have enough power or knowledge of how my kingdom operate, but it doesn't mean we gonna lay around in bondage, hell no! I say, let's give them a war they wish they never wanted in the first place. Quite frankly I don't care who we kill, I just want them to leave us alone and give me back my kingdom. We Kill Alteron, we give them their magic and they leave us alone. We kill them well..... I don't know what to tell them, don't make a deal if you can't hold your end of the bargain. This elite 5 which is us would be called Walking Onslaughts, the most ruthless group in the world. They wanna kill us, lets give them a reason too. Ya'll with me? All of them "yessir" Offspring "I SAID WE ALL HERE" All of them "HELL YEA, WE GONNA WHOOP SOME ASS!!!!!!!!" Offspring "WALKING ONSLAUGHTS, WE'RE OUT" All of them "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" All of them storm out to the world causing havoc to the world, looking for host to break the curse and go to war with these girls for years, but surprisingly, they actually did found one who did. All it took was him, and 4 of his closes friends to break it with some unexpected outside help. The 5th host not only break the curse, he also made peace with the mane six and their entire country, Obtain all of Offspring's energy so he's now the new Offspring Mysterious, killed off Alteron, saved Offspring's kingdom, and made Walking Onslaught's turn a new leaf and help make the world a better place. Now they spend their time saving other people's worlds and kingdoms, number one onestop for all of entertainment, Gods of the world, fear and music, and happily married and kids. I will tell you the battles and stimulation they went through to get to the point where they are now, but we gonna make that it's own story. We'll call it, a Humble Beginning.